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Thanks, That would explain the lack of response from a very helpful forum. Looks like I will have to go experimenting then. Thanks again

So can any one help me with the colour match please

Havind said that the funny did not work, see above

Ok, see them now in fast reply. Ignore me I'm STUPID

Good job to all involved. Seems to work ok. No funny icons(dah can't think what they are called) in my post a reply that I can see?????

The Irish Blonde An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop,she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY ~ Not all Irish are stupid.. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men. The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands, has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

What goes through your mind when someone says "Let's go for a drink"?

A truck driver is passing through an unfamiliar town late one night, and decides to stop and get something to eat. He sees an old run-down looking place, and is weary at first, but decides he better go on ahead and eat here as there may not be another restaurant for a while. Upon parking his truck and preceeding to enter the place, the trucker gets this cold chill down his spine as if something is terribly strange about this fine eatery. As soon as the trucker walks in the door, he sees a tiny piano on the bar with a tiny man sitting at it, just playing away. The trucker is dismayed, but decides to go ahead and order. However, before he can say a word to the bartender, he (the bartender) loudly exclaims "I got a damn magical lamp over here..........you wanna rub it?" While the trucker is shocked at the strangers claim of having a magical lamp, he thinks to himself......ah, what tha hell. Accordingly, the trucker replies to the bartender "sure, let me see that sum bitch." At this point the truck driver is only contributing to his own personal ammusement, so he rubs the hell out of the lamp and loudly exclaims "i want a million bucks!!!" Instantaniously, the lights flicker and smoke fills the whole restaurant. To this display of "magic" the bartender says "see, told ya." The truck driver thinks to himself, "hell yeah, IT WORKED!!!" About the time the truck driver thought this, a duck walked through the door. As you can imagine, the trucker is a little surprised to see a duck walk itself into a restaurant. Well, a few seconds later, 5 more ducks walked in, and then all hell broke loose. There were ducks for as far as the eye could see..........the trucker thought to himself "that damn lamp is broke!! it thought i said i wanted a million ducks instead of a million bucks." Upon reasoning this out to himself, the trucker yelled to the bartender "hey man, there's something wrong with that lamp. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!!" To this the bartender replied " tell me about it, do you actually think i asked for a 15 inch pianist??"

Oh dear there is another 2 parts to this so I could be a bit sore after all 3

What goes through your mind when someone says "Let's go for a drink"?

love fairy tales like this........ Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The GIRL SAID 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and, watched porn, ate pork rinds, drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

I know "Autoterminal" in Southampton have alot of Z's in stock (yard is full of them) and what to unload some stock so go screw them for a cracking deal

Thanks guys Yes it was a huge relief to find it was something easy to fix

I see it has an Infinity badge on the steering wheel instead of the Nissan badge Anyone know why??

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated, Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Hi guys, Can anyone tell me what paint colour to use to match these alloys please Anything from Halfords to match these 7 spoke alloys??

Sorry about your problem

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Carol Anne. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, Boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days. That way, she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Carol Anne. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, Guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. Signed, Ron EDITOR'S NOTE: Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

Car was delivered back to me today all fixed. A bit of plastic in the shifter mechanism had come adrift and one of the sensors was also playing up when they put it on the computer, deceided not to give it to a Nissan garage as not many Z's over here and I always had problems whenever my Lexus was serviced so it went to a small garage and it took them 3 hours to fix . So life is good again

The gearbox problem was fixed this morning. I took out the guage pod out to have a look but nothing obvious but now the oil guage is off the scale when the ignition is switched on so now the guage is useless for any type of reading. The oil level is at the max mark where it always has been. Suspect the guage could be faulty or the sender has gone loopy

In todays "Monaco Matin" a local paper here, they reported that this years Monaco Grand Prix in May, that the corporate hospitality and executive travel arangements side of this years race is down 60% on last year. Watch for the empty seats and balconies at this years race. Wonder if they will reduce the price of the tickets for the stands now this year for you guys.

Downloaded the US service manual but still could not find what the problem was so today arranged a truck to pick the Z up and take it to a garage in Italy, hopefully to be repaired. Thanks guy's for all your input with my problem

Place called Menton Port (nice quiet port to keep the boat in) about 10 mins from Monaco.

Windscreen is standard with top tint. Side windows and rear window were tinted in the UK.