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JT1703

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  1. :lol: And yep, made it all the way to the top of the multi story Well done that man ( did you manage to get back down again though or still stranded up there ?!?! )
  2. Just phoned Evans Halshaw ( Nissan Dealer ) in Aberdeen to enquire about availability of coolant. Conversation went like this : Me : "Hi, I was wondering if you have any engine coolant in stock for a 55 plate 350Z , UK car" ? Him : "Is that for petrol or diesel" ? I just hung up !! I'm assuming that Nissan didn't sneak out a diesel model that I was unaware of ?!?!
  3. At least they left you with a replacement... considerate thieving robbing gits !!
  4. I might take a trip down on Saturday. Any of the Aberdeen regulars fancy going down ?
  5. yup , same with me. Recieved a PM at 7.56 last night but never received the normal notification
  6. I had a Yamaha DT50 when I was 17 ... what a machine !
  7. Awesome ... proper racing. Rossi was riding the wheels off that thing ... the last lap was unbelievable.
  8. I'd easy attend John. It's a date ... I might even buy the popcorn It was kinda said tongue in cheek but if any of the other ABZers fancy it let me know Sunday , Monday or Wednesday is best for me
  9. Girlfriend is going home to Ireland on Sunday for a few days so I might be a saddo and take a trip into Aberdeen at some point to see it on my own .... just me , a huge bag of pick-n-mix & bucket of coke Mini ABZed meet during the week and trip to the flicks anyone ?!?
  10. PMSL Hey, I won't deny it - you should see me in my tracky bottoms!
  11. Trailers look good ... cameo appearance by Tyson
  12. I'm disappointed ... I was expecting you to suggest some random Star Wars character name !?!
  13. Think I'll have a look on the information superhighway and see if I can do one of those 5 minute divorce thingies online !
  14. ... followed me north on the A90 from Aberdeen past Ellon and turned off towards Fraserburgh at 5ish last night ( girl driving )
  15. haha Dave it is then .. perfect reminds me ... must finalise my divorce ... been separated for over 6 years !?!
  16. Hmm i can feel another ebay fight to the death coming on what so these normally retail for so i know if its going overboard or not. I was £21 from a Honda stealership for mine !
  17. Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya waves a f ** kin' towel!'
  18. told you Craig Badge looks good mate
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