Ok ok, I retract my statement....
It was actually the local forest monkeys that made off with all the bits.
The Varis storage facility, where they do the last inspections before shipping out, was momentarily unsupervised during shift change of the security guards.
Approx. 387 forest monkeys broke in and raided the facility of all CF items.
When asked later, the security guard that was starting his shift recalled that when he arrived to work, he could hear a loud chanting from within the warehouse, which sounded like the theme tune to "Monkey Magic".
Soon after he heard the singing, he saw a mass of monkeys storm out of the facility, each grasping a CF item or two.