Next time you email him say this:
Diu ley gor low mow hum gar chan.
Yau mo gau chor, ar.
Mow hor lang gum loi gar!
Ley wan gun mut yeh, ar?
Ley n fai dit sung dit foor chut ley ar, jau ley sik see, ar.
Pook gai!
Actually don't send that, you'll prolly never get your stuff then....
For comedy value take that to your local takeaway and ask what it means......actually don't......