haha. well at least you're honest.
But honestly, I've just replaced my Falken 452's on my Volks with another set of the same.
For me the Falkens are a good tyre, well priced and performs well to my needs.
It is my daily driver and I occasionally indulge in some spirited driving and they have lasted me two years, including a couple of trips to Germany and The Ring. Although I agree that they won't offer Goodyear F1 or MPS3 levels of grip, I am more than happy with them.