Cara

Not at all. I think there will be more worries about secret midnight visits to Markie's room (yes Jay that means you )

Good job too! I like the first list, I'm number 4 on that one whereas number 10 on the other

Happy Birthday!

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And you know you're getting old, sad and boring (or skint!) when you're home alone on a Saturday night with just the TV, laptop, and a drink or two for company....!

and why does that stop you from going ?!?! Strictly speaking it doesn't. But (1) bit daunting coming along to something like this on my own hardly knowing anyone, especially so considering overnight stays (chalet for one?! lol), and (2) I'd feel a bit mean knowing that he's missing out.... CARA! You are on my must meet list! (yes another list..........) You have to come! We can sort something out with chalets or B&B i'm sure! You won't be on your own - you can fag hag with me! Think you two should get your names down for chalet sharing Now where's my long mac. Maybe I'll be able to sort something out, us girls have to stick together being few and far between Just typical that Doug is gonna be offshore

and why does that stop you from going ?!?! Strictly speaking it doesn't. But (1) bit daunting coming along to something like this on my own hardly knowing anyone, especially so considering overnight stays (chalet for one?! lol), and (2) I'd feel a bit mean knowing that he's missing out....

Hmm I'll need to see what kind of state I am in Some will no doubt be going on Facebook

Just found out that Doug is going to be offshore for this, so I think I'm going to have to drop out Damn offshore rotas!!

Definitely, just look for the neon pink legwarmers

Oh not much cara, buy us a few beers and we will be happy lol! I am out in glasgow next week, so i will be looking out for ya lol Considering the dress 'theme' we might not be that hard to spot........ neon 80s.....

'Dingyed' meant nowt to me either I agree with Stew, we speak properly here

Brilliant!

Aww bless you Martin, don't worry, I'm sure Nic will reveal all in PM to save your blushes Louis, don't pretend you don't like it, you're not fooling anyone

How did I miss this thread, gave me a laugh on this dreary afternoon at work Are you naming names?

I've just been reminded that I have my hen night in Glasgow next weekend.... oh dear, first proper night out in, oh, can't even remember the last time! Jay, how much do you and the rugby guys charge for bodyguard protection

Hello and from a fellow Scot! I had to take a second glance at the reg you posted there - my fiance had a similar reg on his old Skyline, L100 USH.

Hello and from a fellow Scot! Good to see you are planning to attend a meet already - Jay your numbers are growing!

Same here!

(From the man's point of view for a change, got this emailed to me and thought I'd be generous enough to post it ) At last a man has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. > ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) > We always hear " the Rules " > From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. > > 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. > We need it up, you need it down. > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. > > 3. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon > or the changing of the tides. > Let it be. > > 4. Crying is blackmail. > > 5. Ask for what you want. > Let us be clear on this one: > Subtle hints do not work! > Strong hints do not work! > Obvious hints do not work! > Just say it! > > 6. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. > > 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.. That's what we do. > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > > > 8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. > In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. > > > 9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. > Don't ask us. > > 10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way > > 11. You can either ask us to do something > Or tell us how you want it done. > Not both. > And if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. > > 12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials…. > > 13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. > > 14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. > > 15. If it itches, it will be scratched. > We do that. > > 16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. > We know you are lying, but i t is just not worth the hassle. > > 17. If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer that you don't want to hear. > > 18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . > > 19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, boxing > or golf. > > 20. You have enough clothes.. > > 21. You have too many shoes. > > 22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! > > 23. Thank you for reading this. > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; > > > But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. > > Pass this to as many men as you can - > to give them a laugh. > > Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

Smart guy

Some funny photos there But also some shocking ones! Makes me remember why I rarely have a night out in the city centre anymore. There are those who are, fair enough, just up for a laugh and a bit of a giggle. But then, spoiling things for the rest of us, there are the drunken idiots and it's just plain dangerous at times. Sad but true.

Oh no, I'm really sorry to hear this! Please say hello for me. Hope you're on the mend soon Markie

Dave it seems you are in demand Markie, think that's the first pic i've seen of you where you aren't dressed as a woman