Cragus

Mmmm they look like crispy magic pieces of golden potato wonder

I didn't take them back - just fancied a moan, right! Charged me for an extra sauce too. I was in the shed - thought they might of been more charitable!

Pardon? That was a comedy drum fill

First rule of takeaway is go for the bottom of the baggers. I ain't an amateur mate!

As most of you know, I am a primary teacher. Here is one of a reptile display I saw in school recently

I had too - needed something to fill me up after the 6 fries I was served.

I went to McDonalds today. Here is a photograph of my large fries straight from the bag. Discuss.

Titty Ho lads!

I am just composing 50 Shades of Dave I thought it would be 50 shades of gay for you?

Doesn't really strengthen your arguement

Have your car had the up rev? Otherwise you won't find anymore BHP.

I misread - my mistake.

I hope not!

...and hopefully attending some meets too!

I caught him trying to lube the car up! He's a bad man!

I was a little sick in my mouth when I saw that...

Welcome aboard mate!

Mighty good job!

Stealth mod! Do you wear a batman utility belt when driving this TADDY? Or just the ol belt buckle

I know whats happening here bud.........you really, really want this car and your just waiting for the 1 person to say something positive and you'll go get it. Just don't bother........unless its a mega bargain or just down the roads for a little looksee, with a history that makes sense walk the fook away. Its just not worth it for the sake of getting a 'newer' car. Ok, I'll do it and take one for the team! Mate that's an absolute cracker of a deal. It's defo been repaired to the highest of standards because it looks so shiny in the photographs. If you don't put a deposit on it soon, I am going to go snaffle it up myself.

If I ever crash, dibs the rogue squirrel excuse!

Congratulations!

aboard.