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Martin W

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  1. That occurred to me after I woke up to the fact we'd started again!!!
  2. I'm in the same boat as Sarah, Chris. Booked my place a few weeks back.
  3. What scale is D1RC Chris? sounds quite fun... 1/10 scale RC mate. I'll bring it along to the Chilli's too if I can make it on the Sunday. The social sec has double booked me They had them at Silverstone in by the scuteneering enclosure and are going to be at Brands too Shame theres no one near me that does RC drift might see what I can find on ebay!!
  4. +1, been looking at these on ebay for ages not on your car, I don't think!!!!
  5. My issue with non-MS browsers is that so many Apps which require online registration asssume you use IE (and worse don't expect later versions) and fail on that basis
  6. Martin W

    My 350z

    Would you be putting the Car up for sale by any chance?
  7. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nissan-350z-Carbo ... 7C294%3A50
  8. anyone using this? Half the time i try to type a URL in I get the about: Blank screen am i alone?
  9. What scale is D1RC Chris? sounds quite fun...
  10. Agree with the Window wiper comments - biggest hate
  11. Its a b*mmer, this leg i even tried locating proxies so i could check in at work only to find that the IT group has got all free proxies barred as well! grrr! still - roll on next leg!
  12. These are from a book called disorder in the American courts, and are what these people said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ___________________________ ATTORNEY; What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS; Gucci sweats and Reebok's. ___________________________ ATTORNEY; Are you sexually active? WITNESS; No I just lie there. ___________________________ ATTORNEY; This myasthenia gravis, does it effect your memory at all? WITNESS; Yes. ATTORNEY; And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS; I forget things. ATTORNEY; You forget things? Can you give us an example of some thing you forgot? __________________________ ATTORNEY; Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS; We both do. ATTORNEY; Voodoo? WITNESS; We do. ATTORNEY; You do? WITNESS; Yes, woodoo. ________________________ ATTORNEY; Now doctor, isn't true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about until the next morning? WITNESS; Did you actually pass the bar exam? _______________________ ATTORNEY; The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? WITNESS; He's twenty, much like your IQ. _______________________ ATTORNEY; Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS; Are you shitting me? ______________________ ATTORNEY; So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS; Yes. ATTORNEY; And what were you doing at the time? WITNESS; Getting laid. _____________________ ATTORNEY; She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY; How many where boys? WITNESS; None. ATTORNEY; Were there any girls? WITNESS; Your Honor, I think I need a new attorney. Can I get a new attorney? _______________________ ATTORNEY; How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS; By death. ATTORNEY; And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS; Take a guess. ______________________ ATTORNEY; Can you describe this individual? WITNESS; He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY; Was this a male or female? WITNESS; Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________ ATTORNEY; Is your appearance here this morning persuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS; No, this how I dress when I go to work. _____________________________ ATTORNEY; Doctor, How many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS; All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ____________________________ ATTORNEY; All your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did go to? WITNESS; Oral. ____________________________ ATTORNEY; Do you recall the time you examined the body? WITNESS; The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY; And Mr.Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS; If not, he was by the time I finished. _______________________ ATTORNEY; Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS; Are you qualified to ask the question? ______________________________ And the best for last. ATTORNEY; Doctor. Before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS; No ATTORNY; Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS; No. ATTORNEY; Did you check for breathing? WITNESS; No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS; No. ATTORNEY; How can you be sure, Doctor? WITNESS; Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY; I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS; Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
  13. It thougth it was the Irn Bru and dep fried mars bars
  14. Are you trying to get in her pants? She's not even divorced yet!!!! Errm! - I was thinking of the car
  15. private, built 1988 formerly part of a Wholsale garden nursery, By a now wound-up susbsidiary of Big Construction firm I bought from the First owners in 2000, and i've got a copy of mine from my Solicitor (Transfer from AZ builders to previous owners )somewhere. I have a dispute with neighbour 2 doors away. My immediate neighbour has a set of Documents which have a clause preventing him from parking on my property, and he respects that clause, but I want a copy of the "Feu Disposition" for the neighbours 2 doors away Thanks Just want to know what exactly to ask for and from who ? - The council weren't that helpful when I last rang, but I didn't know whether to stick with them and badger away until I spoke to the right person.
  16. A classy contribution Sarnie..... can yiou feel the coming?
  17. ... had you thought that you'd need a new number plate £££!!!!
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