Just like the people that swing there BMW keys about in shops. Then you see them in the car park getting into a rusty old E30 316i with windy windows!
Awesome - A BMW, I'm impressed!
Or any small engined BMW. If it has 4 cylinders then it's not a real BMW!
So to sum up the thread so far, change the Nissan burgers for Zed badges and keep those ladies moist!