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Stew

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  1. Hmmmm, the cheap option! Could be decent enough.
  2. Stew

    E46 M3

    I posted pics for you Louis. Not very artistic though....
  3. I have an xda! I can get sat nav for that! Not sure about speed camera locations though!
  4. It is very cool, didn't know it would be that much!
  5. Tell us! Is it the head up display thingy?
  6. Ok, My Alpine Sat Nav stopped working when I went on my Highland drive. So with the price of a replacement disk (assuming it IS the disk) is £250 I figured I'd be as well to replace it with a tom tom type device that I can swap between my cars. So, my question is which one on the go at the moment is decent? I would ideally like speed camera location too. Any other gubbins you can't live without? Costco have a Garmin and a Tom Tom in just now (I can't remember the numbers) at less than £200. Looking for advice though. Costco is ideal as in a couple of years I can swap it for the latest model! shhhhh
  7. What the price of this? I saw it and thought it looked pretty good.
  8. Well I did it for you.
  9. give or take........ Sorry.
  10. I realised that...... :blush: Ok, she is 21.
  11. Haven't tried adding the GF. She would put it up as she is young!
  12. My mate once drove a polo (d reg 1.0) home for 6 miles on the rim. I was filling up with fuel at the garage, heard him coming a mile off, saw the sparks, picked myself up of the floor, took a few deep breaths so I could get rid of the stitch I gave myself laughing and then drove to his house! The wheel , no rim to speak of, just kind of flat, is now a plant pot! He is an absolute nutter.
  13. Not really. You better explain it all point by point..... in separate posts!
  14. 1) The new Ji-Sung Park song at OT. "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house" 2 ************************************** (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc 3 ************************************** Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans. 'Going down, going down, going down.' Sunderland fans reply..... 'So are we , so are we , so are we.' 4 *************************************** "Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?" Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips 5 *************************************** Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" 6 *************************************** (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" 7 *************************************** To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" 8 **************************************** West Brom sang: the premier league is upside down the premier league is upside down we're up the top Chelsea bottom the premier league is upside down then a few seconds later champions...............champions..............champions 9 *************************************** He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song. 10 ************************************** A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... *in style of Chim-Chiminey* Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!! 11 *************************************** In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match... He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad 12 *************************************** Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... There's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now he's alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland 13 *************************************** Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He plays when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan! 14 *************************************** To the tune of Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad 15 **************************************** Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. 16 ************************************** "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. Probably a repost, definately old. Just thought it was funny!
  15. I've hit 4000 too........ Better sitting in a pub and trying to down as many pints as you can before she comes back to tell her the card isn't working. My record is 6.78 pints.
  16. The weird world of insurance. My Astra got smashed, I wasn't in the car, the driver was caught. My premium goes up! Fantastic! I asked why, because research shows that if a non fault claim is made, the next claim will be fault!
  17. I've still never seen a break down on what the road tax gets spent on. If Hovis put up the price of bread that much there would be an investigation. How can the government do that?
  18. Black on virtually any car is amazing as long as it's kept nice. dirty unkept black is horrible. Shiny black is stunning!
  19. Ha ha! Class post little miss. Sarnie bashing! Wait till everyone joins in!
  20. Back on topic, nice zed, lovely mods. muchos money!
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