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Very true Mike. Hope it gets sorted out with minimum of fuss.

I AM SPARTACUS!

MJP do them.

A pink tutu and a rainbow flag.

I know that is tarring with one of those motorway lorries rather than a brush...... I have had some good run ins (can you call them that?) with the poilce. Met some real decent ones bu had a few sour ones two. You know what they say, if you get good service you tell 1-2 people. If it's bad you tell 8-10. Anyway Ming is a daredevil drug buster! It's the hum drum PC 'I'm in the police as I couldn't think of anything better to do' Plod that I'm not keen on.

I seem to remember it being 1 litre. Also never let the oil light come on. I think it's when the pump is starved of oil. All responses I think have been stolen from Prescience in the past. Dorian, please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong!

Honestly, I'd have complained. That isn't on in my book. I'd have taken his badge number and filed a complaint. I put in a verbal complaint against a female (f**king bitch) orifice as she accused me of taking drugs. My parents also complained against her as she was giving me abuse as my parents paid my insurance on my first car, mum was not amused. I was pulled for the first time 3 days after passing..... The best one was when I got pulled recently for my slightly small front reg plate... They went on about how it was for my benefit as if the car was stolen their nifty number plate reader would find my car. However with a small plate it wouldn't. I said 'great but what happens if my motorbike is stolen?' This was 3 days after a nugget on a stolen bike with 3 people on it hospitalised 10 folk at a parade in the city. The policeman just shut up. Lecture over! Yes, I'm not the biggest fan of the police as my ex () brother in law turned into a w4nker when he joined and then left his 2 year old daughter to shack up with his probationer WPC. As my dad says, the police don't care these days as they are too busy sh466ing each other!

Very nice.

The police generally hate bikers. Motorcycle cops are normally ok though! Here they still give you a nod as you speed in the other direction.

Ho is the winner. I'd say hands down but you never know what he'd do to you.....

Jeep wise, CRV or RAV 4 and smallish. My freelander is great but many go wrong so beware. Hmmmm, not sure on hatches, more of a saloon fan.... A Focus ST, the earlier ones must be in that bracket.

Nice pics guys, I would have thought more would own up to be a grandparent. There must be more on here!

Strange how some are effected and others aren't. Maybe the manufacturing tolerances????

Of the products.

Phillips moisturising shaver! You need a bit of Hugo Boss skin serum. That is the stuff for gents! Moral of the story is never go on a 'meet' with just Jay and Ho...... Gayers!

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Didn't 'DA WHIP' have something similar but in CF????

That you're old! Just kidding. I love a bit of bread and butter pudding!

Good heads up actually.

What about cheese cake? Plain or new york.....

Welcome.

No probs whatsoever with them. No rubbing and I think a nice stance. I think it fills the arches nicely too. Although I'm sure Sarnie thinks it needs spacers!

That is 20s with Eibachs.

Sounds like it to me. Hmmmm, I feel cheated!

Very scary.