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Custom make. then it looks how you want it to.

I said that in another thread. Mmmmmm Maria! She is flippin' nice

I have stretched it to 30mpg on a run down to Wales late at night when the roads have been empty and still kept up a fair pace. I get around 30 on the motorway. I do a lot of mixed driving, town posing, spirited back roads mixed with a wee bit of dual carriageway and I get about 22 mpg. I honestly think that is pretty damn good for a sporty car

No but posting at 2.40am Saturday would have indicated that you may have been out Friday. Unless you were me just stuck in the office. I bought my freelander of a guy that'd had a few. Got a brilliant deal on it!

I opened this thinking and

http://www.dvla.gov.uk/media/pdf/leaflets/v796.pdf There are the legalities. Still got a copy sitting at my PC! Lomoto has this so does Big phil and I think it looks cool on one line.

I agree that you will never get 40 mpg in the Zed but 22 is achievable on a very varied cycle without driving liker a complete gay. I personally think that is fine for this car. As stated if you want big MPG numbers then buy a diesel.

If you want economy and power buy a quick diesel car. The Zed is ok if you drive it sensibly as Marzmans comments in the thread will confirm.

Got a new boyfriend. Zedrush hasn't been around either. Simple maths would dictate that Louis + Zedrush =

Louis is a nice boy, a very nice boy!

Mine is under £400 this year and I'm 25.

I thought you might have been drunk when this was posted so was going to pput in a cheeky offer.

mm, I was wondering how there could possibly be a 'Mrs Jay'! You should see her either its 14" long and 10" in diameter, or he pays her! and Jay would you like to enlighten us on how you found these jokes?? i believe the same way you found out the, If someone has sex with a prostitute and she does not consent, is that rape or shop lifting? here the rest of the good uns I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected. One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'. Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer. ------------------------------------------------------------------ A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are women like clouds? eventually they fu*k off and its a really nice day ------------------------------------------------------------------ What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.' -------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king big red mark on her forehead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fu*king hilarious.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad minton. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. The reply from his friend...... 'You're so fu*king lucky... Mine's still alive...' ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. 'Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!' 'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wifes an epileptic' I dnt have a prob tellin peeps u hooked me up with these jokes lol Btw i kno laura is hot haha! GOOD TIMES! But am only 12 inches lol That's 12 inches is really short. Surprised you can drive the zed only being that height!

Is that not what MOTD etc are for?

I'm not Ginger! Never have been. You forgot Fat though! :lol:

Very true, 3am feeds you can lob on the footy. I record matches then never watch them....

You're not that hard done y then. Just wait till baby comes along though, all the fooseball will go straight out the window!

The Zed lights are prius style though. red strip at the bottm with the rest clear!

That is a nice looking piece of kit. You got some details on it? Price and what it's like to live with?

As Beavis sends PM asking for details of guy willing to a grand......

Aberdoom mini meet. When and where?

Looking at the pic, the LEDs are prius look aftermarkets!

Corrie - No unless the whole episode is about Maria Eastenders - No. I will not watch this sh*te. Absolutely not Hollyoaks, that's no punishment!

I know, we've all seen the pics...

Well I shall use that if Jayne suggests it. I saw the trailers a few times and everytime I've siad no it looks pish. Batman is out soon so she'll want to see that!