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Stew

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  1. well if everyone shows up we will be doing pretty well. As I said, Digsy in his twighlight grey and we'd be near enough sorted. No Sunset either yet! Shame Tim can't make it. I think we need to get Drewbie in our sites!
  2. Well you are based in the right place. ESR one of the UKs 350Z specialists is not far at all. What sort of Zed are you after?
  3. gunna go and giv em a tug , eh? That could be very work related or very rude!
  4. Not so bad if you have backed them both e/w Looks like i will be backing Northern Fling to get some money back in the 3.50 at Ripon Next weekend Beavis!
  5. It shouldn't although they'll probably invalidate a few things with wheels as bigger wheels more loads kind of rubbish. Anything to save paying out! They can come off if anything goes wrong before it arrives at the dealers though! Same with ICE, maybe invalidate one or two things but should be ok. Worth checking.
  6. Drive out Sunday 7th September. Meeting in Fort Augustus at 9.30am. 1 Stew..................CONFIRMED 2 Martinmac..........CONFIRMED 3 Zmanalex 4 Ebized................CONFIRMED 5 Max ...................CONFIRMED 6 H Potter 7 Stanski...............CONFIRMED 8 xStric9x..............CONFIRMED 9 Little Miss 10 Beavis 11 Bigphil 12 rizbert.............CONFIRMED 13 AK350Z...........CONFIRMED 14 Tamtech 15 350zPaul 16 ab350z............CONFIRMED 17 Adam (Arphotographs)...........Confirmed/booked!! 18 DJsickboy 19 Z Boy - Adams chauffeur for the day (don't do anything rude in your pants while in this car Adam!) 20 gazzab 21 Wilky 22 Malross..........CONFIRMED 23 type g............CONFIRMED Remember all are welcome and it's agreat weekend away!
  7. Ha ha! No way this time! Well it'll be good to see you and we'll get a few beers I hope on the saturday!
  8. popcharger is worth a bung. It's about £100 now and sounds great. Fuel consumption won't be increased unless you REALLY like the noise of it!
  9. For a beach holiday? Budget? Airport restrictions?
  10. Doing quite nicely for colours actually. We need Digsy to come with his grey shade though....
  11. Actually Ricky, are your details still the same from wales as I have your number. Look forward to seeing you again buddie!
  12. Wilky is shy! At least he replied to my PM! Zeds look good at the ring!
  13. 25mm????? No idea to be honest as I changed the wheels before the suspension settled. The drop in my opinion is spot on.
  14. Plenty bikers on here too. Welcome to the forum.
  15. Unfortunately in this day and age people will just email. Well best of luck with the sale.
  16. TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!! An elderly Essex Lady called 999 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the Operator: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried. The Operator said, 'Stay calm. A Police car is on the way.' A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.' FAMILY Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?' The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door' 'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!' Three pensioners, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' and the third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.' SUPERSEX A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex..' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.' ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: 'You used to hold my hand when we were courting.' Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: 'Then you used to kiss me.' Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: 'Then you used to bite my neck.' Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed. 'Where are you going?' she asked. 'To get my teeth!' DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, 'Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!' An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, 'An elephant?' Bessie thinks a minute and says, 'Close enough.' OLD FRIENDS Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me. I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?' SENIOR DRIVING As a senior citizen was driving down the Motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Geoffrey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M1 Please be careful!' 'Hell,' said Geoffrey 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!' DRIVING Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The lights were red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh! Am I driving?'
  17. Yeah she is a complete virgin! Not for long I bet!
  18. with numbers that big it makes a huge difference I suppose.
  19. No doubt it's a wise place to put your money as lets face it, badge snobs will drive anything with a bavarian badge on it! I might have a drive of one!
  20. The Eibachs would sort it out. It's what I have and it gives a nice stance.
  21. Information is key tazzi. There are a lot of people that like the Zed but no nothing about it so having things like a Nismo kit and Rotas is great however they don't know what they are looking at! The best thing in my opinion is to tell them. List the spec, tell them why it's better and sell the car. At the moment there is a lot of competition on pistonheads so to sell you need to make it look the most attractive prospect. It's looking better now. I prefer bullet points to hammer home the point and make it easy to read and very printer friendly. Sorry if I wasn't very constructive before but we are seeing loads of ads coming on and when it's a nice example with plenty of extras it's a shame when the ad holds it back!
  22. No problem, thought it would make it easier! :lol: I did that to someone at work that left there glasses sitting over lunch time. Gave them a wee tape ala Jack Duckworth. Always good for a bit of a laugh.
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