Probably went something like
Girls - hey min, 'ats a smert motor like. fit is et?
Chris - Nissan 350Z
Girls - Ma Ma un Da huv a micra. Nissun da mak cars like at
Chris - Yes they do. It's a Nissan
Girls - Hey min ya bam, ats nae a nissan!
I'm stopping now. Aberdeen minks depress me. Torry quines are nae good!
Chris being a classy Westhillian spoke properly of course!