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Stew

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  1. I actually have tears running down my face...... That is so funny Mike. Legend!
  2. Good man Anybody else travelling up on the Tuesday? We might be I think we left about 10 ish from Wrexham and made it to FA about 10:45pm (a few stops are needed) Especially if the exhaust falls off!
  3. If it's a repost............ahdinnygeeahfook! What was the name of the first Scottish cowboy? Hawkeye The Noo. What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A skean dhu. How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan. 'What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: 'Hey you, get off of my cloud.' And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: 'Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe. 'What do you call an illegitimate Scottish insect? A wee fly b*****d. Did you hear about the BBC Scotland series that features the queue for the toilets at Waverley Station? It's called The Aw' Needin' Line. While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked: 'What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?' 'I'd put him off at the next stop,' he says. 'Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?' 'I'd take the first two weeks in August,' he replies. Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative - 'Aye right.' A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car! 'What's up Jimmy?' he asks. 'Piston broke,' he replies. 'Aye, same as masel... A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: 'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken' 'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing from? 'Fae my knickers tae ma feet. ' A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. 'Comfy?'asks the dentist. 'Govan,' she replies. What did the male Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography ...? Oor Wullie. A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: 'How much for the set of antlers?' 'Two hundred quid,' says the bloke behind the counter' 'That's affa dear,' says the guy. 'Aye yer right!' replies the bloke Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa' noo. After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be Wearing the kilt. 'And what's the tartan?' asks his mate. 'Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress,' Ten cows in a field. Which one is closest to Iraq ? Coo eight. Three wee jobbies sitting on the pavement. Which one's a Musketeer? The dark tan yin. A Scotsman in London is having trouble phoning his sister from a telephone box. So he calls the operator who asks in a plummy voice: 'Is there money in the box? 'Naw, it's just me,' he replies.
  4. I do..... and if any of you go near her! She's older than me though!
  5. @I can feel a schoolgirl / jailbait picture coming on.......
  6. Oh and did you really? That'd be uber cool....
  7. Sounds good. I like the idea of the mettalic however I think it would perhaps clash with future work perhaps...
  8. I don't think you can see the scoop. The hammerite finish on the block is pretty nice. You paining any other bits at the same time?
  9. I just sprayed a few things under the bonnet.... Engine cover, brake fluid cover, battery cover, caps, strut bar (two colours split) and the oil dip stick. I sanded, primed, painted and laquered everything. No problem with runs and that was all lying in the back garden. Just kept it rotated and did lots of light coats. Turned out pretty well. You could chuck the tube in to a powder coaters..... I think you like DIY though!
  10. I thought the MREV2 was for Rev up engines only? The 296 bhp models? I have the kinetix V+ plenum which replaces the standard item. It's a decent enough bit of kit. I have no dyno readings but doubt you'd lose low down torque. I'd have thought you'd gain it.... The thing about these 'gains' are that I don't believe they are peak gains. The aftermarket plenum or spacer improves midrange in everyday driving. As for warranty..... most Nissan dealers don't know what a 350Z is let alone be able to tell if it has a plenum spacer of not!
  11. Here is an industrial bubbleometer And here is a smaller home kit The home kit is accurate to +/-2% bu but the industrial ojne is accurate to +/-0.01% bu
  12. I had a message I was run aground..... I was still moving....
  13. Stew

    Stubby Aerial

    But it'll be electric.... I always remember when my dads XJ had a light flash up when it was about 9 months old. He took it to the dealer and they said the code was the aerial needing oiling.... :lol:
  14. No idea! The GT pack included heated electric seats but no idea what was an option in Japan. There will be plugs underneath which might have made them think they are electric. I think they are for the airbag though. I'd love to be proved wrong on this though!
  15. Stew

    magnaflow

    32 matches in search. A few topics are people with them. I'll let you have a look though. I have no experience of Magnaflow so couldn't comment on a personal level. Good luck going through the posts!
  16. I don't think they are electric. manual Electric You can't see it properly but there is no 'cut away' for the adjusters. I can also see clearly manual adjustment on the ebay ones.
  17. 9000 miles or 12 months. Whichever is soonest. :Loads of info on servicing in the forum.
  18. stop holding out dude...pm me He PMs everyone else!
  19. The mkII 'scort is ace. I nearly had an RS2000 in the same colour a few years ago...
  20. Quit your jibber jabber crazy fools! I ain't getting in no plane!
  21. Hell yeah! Not sure, I bought as a bundle. Contact dixon on the forum (dixcelbrake) and he'll advise.
  22. On the track though? As was being mentioned......
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