Stew

Just did a google and they are readily available.

Driven by this guy in the S15......

yeah am starting to swing towards TDis - although my mileage of around 15-18k a year really doesn't warrant a diesel - its the short term savings that will have biggest impact at the moment I suppose Go diesel. At least you'll have a bit of torque like you're used to... just without the speed!

Great looking wheel. Very drifty!

And cue 12 comments of 'if only these were 19s.....'

The damage looks fairly light but it's on every panel!

I'm always shocked by how reasonable 911 maintenance is.

I find that the yellow light tends to come on around the 400 mile mark although for a one of experiment to see how much I could force out of tankful I hit 540 miles before the yellow light appeared. Don't plan on doing that again though Well the light just came on at 450. Drove from Wales to Aberdeen. The yellow light came on a few miles from the house. I can't remember the MPG but it will have been quite high so there will have been plenty left in the tank. On another note, I've also seen around 8mpg.

I have my own crayons as I've done a few photoshops over the years on here.....

I have had 450 ish miles from a tank more than once in the Zed. I never complained about the fuel usage. If you drive progressively then you get great returns. Constant speed adjusment and town driving kills it though as there is a lot of weight to shift!

I was stalked by cougars in nightclubs a few times back in the day....

1) I coat my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe 11) I am ians cats best customer 12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees 13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks 14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush 15) I drink sand 16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car. 17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them. 18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack. 19) I ate Ian's cat because it gives short measures 20) I use sandpaper condoms. 21) I do my own electrical work - stripping wires with my teeth - and leave the supply on whilst doing it. 22) When I do push-ups my body stays still and the earth moves up and down 23) I pop into fine haberdasheries and say "Your hats are less than exceptional." 24) I got into a knife fight. The knife lost 25) I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok, I cut down trees and I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra - I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa...............is this the right thread ? 26) I aspire to turbo/supercharge everything I own, this includes the microwave 27) Even as a kid I could anhialate everyone at a game of conkers......USING MY LEFT NUT 28) When the Olympics found out G4S couldnt provide the security required they asked me if i could do it, but i was too busy drinking beer and nailing strippers. 29) Not only do I pee standing up, I'm doing a handstand, not standing on my feet 30) I don't wash the dishes they wet themselves in fear 31) The exotic dancers at my local Gentleman's club know me by name. 32) when I need to stop a wee midstream I smash him with a hammer to stem the flow 33) I make onions cry 34) my seaman can swim the channel . . . and back ! 35) I once said 'NO' to my wife!!!! 36) When I went to Iraq in 2003, Saddam Whitshisface was so scared he hid in a hole in a farmers backyard, I then went on to drink strippers and nail drink!! 37) When doing DIY I don't need a hammer, I smash the nails in with my face. 38) Cheryl cole says my name.... baby!

As 'boring' as a focus seems, they are great. Mk1s are the pick but are getting a bit long in the tooth now.

Boooooom. Done.

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe 11) I am ians cats best customer 12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees 13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks 14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush 15) I drink sand

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe 11}I am ians cats best customer 12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees 13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe.

+1.

Does it look like the milkman? and i got grief for my comment I'd made a constructive comment above so I'm exempt from ridicule on my milkman comment!

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack.

Does it look like the milkman?

Always ready for a beer Stew! (You can have a Irn Bru shandy or something ) A tennents lager, famous grouse whisky, Irn bru shandy. Done!

I could visit you at braemar if I'm off! I'd offer you lodgings but it's 40 miles away..... the wrong way!

only acceptable if she uses a dremel im afraid The rules are no comments unless you add one yourself! Oh and don't knock it until you try it! Although she hasn't done it in ages!

I had a crepe for breakfast. Cracking looking woofer! Hope you have great fun with him. Get him (and his progress) in the pet thread!