I made some Apple Apricot and Chestnut - extra spicy   
Next meet is North off Hadrians Wall then? 
  
I think if you try crossing the Wall you will be met by 
  
 
  
You've always got through in one piece Colin   
  
 
  
I doubt it would cope in the post and it needs to mature for at least a month - easy enough to make though (even I can do it   ) 
Onions, Bramleys, dried Apricots, wee bit molasses sugar, chopped chestnuts, chilli, spices (whatever you fancy), cider or malt vinegar - simmer until the vinegar has gone and put into sterilised jars   
  
  
  
Molasses......  ***Shudder*** Being 'blackened' puts you off molasses for life!